Thursday, February 21, 2013

Kill Furry Cats

Over at Dude Write this week, Winopants has brought her fabulous Tarantino Movie Soup game. Below is a picture with the general rule set. I used Random.Org and the Dice to come up with each of my cards. As Tarantino doesn't follow the rules, I have decided not to either. In keeping with the Tarantino style, this will be more raw than my normal(?) posts, so keep that in mind.

 

Coming soon to a theater near you... (Cue low cat growling)

Kill Furry Cats - a rom-action-comed-icide

A Quentin Tarantino Film

Librarian Stanley Harris, played by Christopher Waltz has been stealing the cats of the rich and famous. His plan, to ease the black market demand for fur coats for American Girl Dolls.

Legendary jazz musician turned drug lord, High Dre, played by Samuel L. Jackson has no cats, none of the feline type anyway, so he has no dog in the fight until Harris sets his sights on Jasmine Kyle's pussy. Kyle, played by Uma Thurman is a struggling actress turned jazz singer. She is also a cat lover, Siamese to be exact.

In the astonishing climax, Dre, Kyle and an Army of PETA supporters storm the library where Harris works, spraying far too much blood red paint in every direction, throwing it from buckets, shooting it from super soakers, generally annoying the other library patrons and librarians. As the librarians try to quiet the scene, Dre guts Harris and makes an ugly white dude coat for Kyle's Siamese with his skin.

...fade to red.

 

12 comments:

  1. Omg, I love this! Interestingly enough, Pulp Fiction was on cable late last night, and we watched it, reciting the lines along with the actors. Annoying, right? Prank caller! Prank caller!

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  2. Jazz musician turned drug lord...such a cliched story ;) This was very bloody and Tarantino-y...excellent! Mine is up to, but I failed at being as concise as you! Also, curiously enough - I rolled cats too

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  3. That is funny. I wanted more length (cause who doesn't) but I am sick as a dog. Coughing up fur balls. (See what I did there?)
    WG

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  4. That movie was just so wrong in every way right. Classic Sam Jackson!

    WG

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  5. Ha ha, well done! I'm especially glad no cats were harmed to make this movie, just an ugly white dude ;)

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  6. Ouch man, you just can't catch a break, can you?! Get better soon!

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  7. Haha, yeah! I even made PETA look a little mean...


    WG

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  8. Awesome. I wasn't going to so this, but that looks like it was fun.

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  9. Killing catsis something hubby loves to do he likes the sound they make when he runs over them in his bus...................oh sorry not what this post is really about my bad........lol

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  10. Quite sick Jo-Anne. Lol


    WG

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  11. I wish more had tried it, but a couple days is quick for a prompt.


    WG

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