Did I mention that my Shaggy is precioussss? Yes, I'm living with my very own Gollum / Smeagol at my house. He is pretty dead on with his impressions and unlike Andy Serkis, this Gollum lives in Suburbia and walks among the people!
When I discussed this little project with him, he was overjoyed at the prospect of going viral like a flu bug in a preschool on finger paint day.
What would an "Everyday Gollum" look like, act like, and do during a regular day? Besides referring to himself in the third person, here's what we thought...
What day doesn't start with a visit to the local Starbucks to order pretentious coffee....
|This IS the grunge look!|
Even the best coffee isn't helpful in finding your way, Gollum checks his GPSssss.
|Smeagol is so lost...|
Are you having a rough day at work? Here'sss a little Officssse Sssspace for you.
So, Office Etiquette is difficult for poor Gollum as you can see.
Don't get us started about our job precious and the awful hobbitsss we deal with..
Perhaps you're ready to order some lunch?
Someone giving you a bad time? Give 'me a little Samuel L. Gollum!
After a hard day at work and dealing with the Ogres and Witches, even Gollum needs to hit happy hour and chase a little tail.
As you can imagine, even the most clever line doesn't win over the ladies when you're sporting a greasy comb over. Sometimes holding the ones you love whilest singing a gentle lullaby is the only solace.
Yesss, folkssss, WilyGuy has hisss very own precioussss. He isss willing to share, unlike mean Smeagol.
Got something you want to hear? I'm sure he's up for it. Lets keep it relatively clean. One request per customer, though if you want to contribute to buy him the "One Ring," I'm sure he wouldn't say no to preciouss. (PayPal address available upon request)
This will be more fun than asking Siri "Who's your daddy?" Speaking of which...