is better than "Jen"
As it is, I'm not, I'm Dot.
Everyone remembers Bennifer, right? When Ben Afleck and Jennifer Lopez met on the set of Gigli (curses upon my house for even saying the name out loud) they became a couple and so ingrained in the eye of the media became the overnight sensation "Bennifer."
If I have to explain the name, you may just want to stop reading right now. (though I did bring up Gigli!)
|IMHO, A Cuter Jennifer|
Ben still doesn't look happy?
As all good things must come to an end, often making way for the window to be opened to new and exciting ventures and partnerships, like... Bennifer 2 : Electric Bugaloo. That's right, Ben had met Jennifer Garner while filming Daredevil. (some might say I should stop with Bad Affleck movies, but because some enjoyed this one I feel safe) Ben threw caution to the wind and married this girl. (I can imagine that JG had some trepidation about letting Ben do any more movies).
So in order to span the globe and bring your the variety of sport, wait...that's Wide World of Sports. I'm more likely to bring you the constant variety of my mind, which often resembles the skier crash on WWoS. Anyway, I decided to start a list of crummy couple names that might get you laughed at worse than if you starred in *that movie*.
Shawn and Patrick - Pawn or Shatrick
Scott and Dawn - Scawn or Dot
Rick and Debra - Rebra or Dick
Nellie and J-Lo - Jellie or Ellio
Holly and Adam - Hodam or Ally
Jeff and Elaine - Jaine or Eleff.
Kelly and John - Jelly or Kohn
Shandra and PitBull - umm, yeah or Pandra
Leave me a comment (enter the giveaway) and give me some exciting examples of couplehood that should never be combo'd.
|Brennifer way better than..|
You've been waiting patiently and I said I would do it. I have already done this once and the FearlessFibroWarrior took home the prize. Recently, I saw the Bloggess at the Gaithersburg Book Festival where I gave her a proper throne to sit upon. During this visit, I was able to have her sign 3 puppets. I had intended to get three different puppets, but it worked out as two Copernicus (of my own making) and 1 Beyonce. I am sure you would love to have these for framing or pasting in your own book.
|Here is what you get,|
obviously she touched it too!
I am NOT selling these items. I am offering them to those who are loyal readers and who haven't had the opportunity to drink of the awesomesauciness of the Bloggess.
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