|I am the Snorlax, |
This is NOT Zac Effron...
In combination with the release of "The Lorax" featuring Zac Effron, (sigh!) this year's Seuss birthday features many guest readers to include a video with Tim Tebow reading Green Eggs and Ham.
This post is dedicated to Dr. Seuss, whose real name is Theodor Seuss Geisel. My favorites are One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Mr. Brown Can Moo, and Horton Hears a Who, plus everyone's favorite Holiday book The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
I've never been a fan of the Cat in the Hat.
Vanilla Ice, Eminem and the rest don't have a thing on this Tall stripedy-hat rapper cat.
Dr. Seuss can rhyme, can you?
Take him on, in short time this decision you'll rue.
End your Eminem rhymes with bloo blah you can,
Alive, begging for mercy from Seussicide you'll plan.
One Ball, Two Ball, Red Ball, Blue Ball,
Mom hooked up with a milkman now you ain't tall.
You're dying to show you're terribly clever,
Like grumpy in Green Eggs and Ham, never.
He's been rapping since depression was great,
beat you, he will with ham and eggs green on his plate.
At rap battles he would be epic indeed,
making stuff up to rhyme all the time was his creed!
Envious you are of his rhymes, yeah you're green,
Look away now, he just gutted your spleen.
You, like the elephant will never forget,
Mad skills on the mic rapping blood he will let.
An old man beat-down you might think a cinch,
This tough ole buzzard got mean with a grinch.
The Mister Rogers look was truly a crime,
But like Fitty Cent now, he was the original dime.
Who Can, You Can, Toucan, Do,
We Shall, He Shall, Oh Pal, You're Through!
Taken from the scene in 1991,
His books live on after his life was done.
You'd think that death might silence his voice,
But that ain't the plan for ole doctor Seuss.
(he pronounced it to rhyme with voice... look it up)
|Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!|
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